In the Adolphe-William Bouguereau exhibit at the Getty:
Associate: "You know, I really want to know where all these paintings came from. Where is the place on earth where I can walk around and just happen upon a nude woman bursting forth from a seashell? What park is it nearby where unclothed women writhe around together in the foliage? Look at this one. I swear that's a nude Maria Sharapova! Where are the police that would surely descend upon this orgy scene within seconds if Sharapova was really nude in public? Where are the throngs of ravenous males? This exhibit is total bullshit."