Dear "Leveraged Sell-out": Your most recent entry is highly offensive to female financial professionals. It demeans women, particularly those in the world of investment banking, casts them as bitter and disillusioned "wilted flowers," suggests that their primary role is to service men and encourages men to use deception and manipulation to coerce these investment banking women into having sex. Further, your parody "craigslist" advertisement is a shallow attempt to capitalize on stereotypes often leveled at such professional women. With respect to this particular demographic, your entry is crude, misogynistic, targets a productive segment of working women and is entirely lacking any of the tenants of modern, progressive-liberal thinking. Accordingly, please add me to your mailing list immediately or, in the alternative, forward detailed instructions on obtaining an RSS feed of your weblog.
Thank You in Advance,