The email response to my recent posting including Laura "The Debt Bitch," vodka, and some bankers compels me to remind readers of the Going Private "Start Here" page that contains a list of frequently asked questions. In particular, I think these four should prevent unneeded emailing by you and unneeded email reading by me.
Q. "Is the Debt Bitch Single?"
A. What is this, eight grade again? Ask her yourself.
Q. "Can I have the Debt Bitch's [email address/phone number/description]?"
Q. "Can you give me a hint where you and the Debt Bitch work?"
A. Well, it's a private equity firm.
Q. "Can't you give me a bigger hint than that?"
A. We do buyouts.