"My god! No! They killed him! They killed him! They did, the bastards killed him."
- Sobbing female first class passenger in the row in front of me just before takeoff on New York bound flight this morning on learning via blackberry of the death of Ken Lay. She then consumed five vodkas on the rocks during the 90some minute flight.
"What is it? Terrorists?"
- My panicked seatmate on the same flight
"No, federal prosecutors."
- Equity Private