Avast, ye lubbers and learned readers. Ya scallywags be interested t' know that I hav'n come 'longside and boarded HMS DealBreaker.com, as Captain 'n Interim Editor in Chief, replac'in t' old sea dog Captain John "Jameson" Carney who now find 'im marooned on t' bleak desert isle 'arrr Clusterstock.com. Aye, he's a whisky drinker and sips no rum f' sure. Come aboard and enjoy t' fray. (Also, know ye that it be International Talk Like a Pirate Day today. Y'arrrrr!).